Do yourself a favor

Track_Shovel · 11 months ago

Track_Shovel · 11 months ago

I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

You like pineapple on pizza.

You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

@incompetentboob@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

Track_Shovel · 11 months ago

Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

@saltesc@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

@jballs@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 11 months ago

A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

@Tyfud · 11 months ago

That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.

southsamurai · 11 months ago

Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

Also. What duck?

@mindbleach@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.