• FuglyDuck
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    7511 months ago

    So, if anybody thinks they might like to buy it on the cheap…

    Just remember, you’ll never get the smell out.

    • spaceghoti
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      811 months ago

      Fire is very effective at erasing a multitude of sins. Even without the gaudy buildings, the property itself is still worth a nice sum.

      • Billiam
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        1011 months ago

        Yes, but good luck getting all the Russian and Chinese listening devices out of MaL.

      • FuglyDuck
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        611 months ago

        Might be easier to replace.

        but you could try making a paste with baking soda, scrubbing that into the spots (the whole thing?), and then with a stiff brush scubbing vinegar in. Make sure to wear some form of gloves (I’d recommend the heavy latex gloves for scrubbing toilets.).

        The two will break down, so don’t mix them together before using. (as usual mixtures online… they tend to break down into a less-acidic version of vinegar.) as used here, the idea isn’t to make a super-cleanser from two already-good cleansers- you use one to scrub in and get to stuff, and then use the other. The foaming action from the reaction helps lift greases and stains out of the fibers, though.

        alternatively, just scrub with hydrogen peroxide, which as a heavy oxidizer is great at attacking organic stains.

        • 8bitguy
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          411 months ago

          That’s pretty sound advice for cleaning a multitude of linen related oopsies.

      • ddh
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        511 months ago

        Don’t forget to patch up the eyeholes also.

      • FuglyDuck
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        311 months ago

        They ended that deal. Now it’s just free Russian spies pretending to be hookers.