Tesla Cybertruck’s stiff structure, sharp design raise safety concerns - experts::The angular design of Tesla’s Cybertruck has safety experts concerned that the electric pickup truck’s stiff stainless-steel exoskeleton could hurt pedestrians and cyclists.

  • @chitak166@lemmy.world
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    511 months ago

    It’s actually a pussy-magnet.

    Even the pasty-facediest of incels will have no problems getting laid showing up in one of these bad boys.

    It’s just how the world works 🤷

    • ArxCyberwolf
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      1011 months ago

      Help, I bought a Cybertruck and now every cat in town is chasing me!

    • @crapwittyname@lemm.ee
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      911 months ago

      I hear it has preprogrammed wait times for replying to text messages from females based on the redpill algorithm.

      • @Tosti@feddit.nl
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        211 months ago

        Comon… sarcasm is not always obvious… but his comment was sarcasm. It has to be. I choose to believe it is.

    • Flying Squid
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      211 months ago

      I would like to hear from the women of Lemmy- how many of you would have sex with a man just because they drove a Cybertruck?