I feel like I would be a Prof in the Pokémon universe. Just interested in studying, experiments, generally dilletante shit and fieldwork.
No desire for fame or publishing if I can get around it or get someone else to take credit for it as long as I get a little scratch
Edit: try and keep things nice at 69%, lol
Gym Leader towards the middle of the game with a really annoying gimmick
Grr, that was my very close second, but I would hate to have to constantly “defend” my title and be open to getting fired or superseded bureaucratically.
Definitely gotta have the hubristic Jessie laugh (“hahaha” one word) before battle to be damn cocky
Edit: who are you referencing btw? There’s so many of 'em
I’ve actually played very little Pokemon, and was just gesturing vaguely at something that presumably exists 😅
Ok what did you actually play tho, like which game? That doesn’t come from nowhere lol
The first one, partially, and then Shield.
Mega poser.
Like Blue/Red?
Also, there will be no gatekeepers allowed here, I shall protect+reflect+mirror shield+WonderGuard you 🤣
Edit: + MeanLook and PerishSong + (switch Pokémon) the haterz
You have to do the Jessie laugh with three syllables too whilst doing it. Like “HawhawHaw!”, super freaking arrogant too