• @doczombie@lemmy.world
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    716 months ago

    Nice try but I’m keeping my even more instant instant noodles to myself.

    I’ll give you a hint though, the secret is in being ok with pumping boiling water into your stomach.

    • DreamButt
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      186 months ago

      This sounds like a Florida man headline waiting to happen