Sentient Loom to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months agoI went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMAmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1158
arrow-up1158message-squareI went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMASentient Loom to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-square@TheDeepState@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink20•6 months agoDo you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?
minus-squareivanafteralllinkfedilink5•6 months agoThen Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP’s pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they’d laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.
minus-square@gmtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•6 months agoNo he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.
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Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP’s pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they’d laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.
No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.