• Admiral Patrick
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    5 months ago

    If I didn’t hate him so much I’d want to send him some cream for that solid burn.

      • Flying Squid
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        4 months ago

        I once brushed by teeth with Bengay by accident when I was a kid. My parents had taken everything out of the medicine cabinet and put it on the floor because they were replacing the cabinet and I was pissed off at them and I picked up the wrong tube. Oh my god did it hurt. And then they said I did it on purpose.

        Sorry, I just felt the need to share an inconsequential moment in my life. Please ignore and/or block me.

        • @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          4 months ago

          Oh God. Why would they just assume any kid… intentionally did that? Kids make stupid mistakes lol.
          Your random stories are welcome, friend.

          • Flying Squid
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            24 months ago

            My parents were/are (only my mom is still alive) nuts. Usually not in bad way, but…