waiting for the throne for almost 74 years

finally get it

cancer

man seeing that horse really did a number on the old nonce

So there is a small part of him that’s good after all.

Ok, who’s next in line and how many of these fuckers have to go before we end up with a severely disabled child emperor ruling through an all-powerful caste of eunuch beurocrats?

comrade tumor do your thing!

Oh fuck my wish came true. I’m sorry everyone I wasted my birthday wish on just one of them :(

RIP BOZO

In the tumultuous theocratic monarchy of the United Kingdom, an island nation marked by instability and recent shifts in leadership, Buckingham Palace has disclosed that King Charles III is battling cancer. This development adds to the nation’s ongoing leadership crisis, intensified by the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth II. The type of cancer remains undisclosed, casting a veil of secrecy over the king’s health and highlighting concerns about transparency. At 75, Charles’s withdrawal from public duties to undergo treatment underscores the fragile state of the regime. Amidst regular treatments and vows to return to duty, this episode exposes the deepening cracks within a monarchy struggling to uphold its ancient aristocratic traditions against the backdrop of its decline from a global powerhouse to a state grappling with internal strife and a succession of ephemeral leaders.

abdicate you stupid old freak

live mandate of heaven reaction:

the price is right losing horn

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If this is an aggressive form of cancer, he could end up with the third shortest reign of any English monarch. One for the record books!

Further proof that Comrade Truss hit him with the cancer gun. Keep Truss’ing the plan!