I’ve been thinking for a while, we should start saying these people’s names wrong.

What did John Peterson do this time?

If someone asks for clarification, give an accurate description of the person, but refuse to get it right. I think it all came from the realization that the “my pillow guy” was being called that, and I thought it was funny, then I was pissed when I learned his real name. It’s like the chapo bit where they refuse to learn what a Lev Parnas is.