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Gollum@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Tattoo Idea

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Gollum@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world
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    Let this be a warning, kids. Tats like this are a gateway. Don’t think that he can hide behind a mask forever. Don’t follow his route.

    • fluxion@lemmy.world
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      Just cuz you’re all NAT’d up doesn’t mean you’ll be left alone.

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      Switch back before it’s too late.

      • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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        He has already chosen the route he wants his life to take. There was no turning back once he passed through that gateway.

    • MagicShel@programming.dev
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      I don’t mean to put him in a category, but he is clearly from a hub of scum and villainy.

  • AdmiralShat@programming.dev
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    “I have the IP address of the man who ruined my life forever on my hands”

    • Dnn@lemmy.world
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      127.0.0.1 then?

      • Grey Cat@lemmy.world
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        That’s his loopback address, his local IP can be 192.168.0.1/24

    • Pulptastic@midwest.social
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      Don’t believe his lies

  • Artyom@lemm.ee
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    Dude! How did you find out my IP address?!? Delet this post now or I will call thr police! I don’t want my identiti stolen!

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Oh no! He’s got my IP 😱

  • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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    Now do ipv6

    • JustUseMint@lemmy.world
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      I don’t have enough fingers

      • FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world
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        You gotta use colons. Then it’s pretty easy.

        • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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          Good luck finding a tattoo artist that will do your colon

  • Yer Ma@lemm.ee
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    Class C warfare

  • Scoopta@programming.dev
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    This is gross. Needs IPv6

    • QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world
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      IPv8 tattoo

  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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    If it were the right hand you could’ve done /24 on the thumb

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    Now do '0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0001" across both knuckles like the classic “LOVE HATE” tat.

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      Or just a big

      ::1
      

      on your hand

      • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        On your chest. Much more macho.

        • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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          Get it as a throat tattoo or get out

          • TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works
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            Get a null tattoo on your forehead if you are really about that life.

    • nxdefiant@startrek.website
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      DEAD BEEF

  • IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz
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    127.0.0.1 / 255.0.0.0

    • camr_on@lemmy.world
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      Why the fuck did I click this

      • lud@lemm.ee
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        Yes, 127.0.0.1 is famous for the distribution of malware. Don’t ever go to https://127.0.0.1

        • N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works
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          Can confirm I personally know the guy that hosts 127.0.0.1, total asshole.

        • lseif@sopuli.xyz
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          you have tls on your local network?

          • lud@lemm.ee
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            Local? 127.0.0.1 is a malware distribution IP. Of course they use TLS.

            • lseif@sopuli.xyz
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              malware? yet its a secure connection. suspicious…

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    Honestly, before IP, my first thought was a concentration camp.

    • Gollum@feddit.deOP
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      🪦

    • Astongt615
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      Definitely Dewey Decimal System

  • zinderic@programming.dev
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    No place like 127.0.0.1.

    • roddy@lemmy.world
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      ::1

  • xradeon
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    “I’ll show you a gateway to heaven!” punch

  • Opisek@lemmy.world
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    I’m a 10.0.0.0 255.0.0.0 enjoyer myself.

  • RAM@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I already have a couple hand tattoos, but I definitely need this or some other dev related tattoo ^^

    • Muffi@programming.dev
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      I also sport a couple of hand tattoos. Only 3 are dev related though.

      • RAM@discuss.tchncs.de
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        What are the dev related ones ? :))

    • Gollum@feddit.deOP
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      I request a proof.

      • RAM@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I try to keep this profile somewhat anonymous, so no proof for now (:

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