• ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 months ago

    Lmao I can’t even imagine what crazy surrealist shit I’d come up with in my sleep.

    <meeting>

    “So, fembywho, I believe you worked last night, any progress you would like to share?”

    “Ahem. Yes, uh. cough I searched for the lost spirit of my old acquaintance V from high school who bravely sacrificed herself for the good of humanity, and now is our only help against the alien menace. My companions thought her temple would be the most likely place to search, but I didn’t expect to find anything. Her spirit is hiding somewhere only I can find, but I haven’t been able to access that knowledge. I have seen visions and flown across many lands.”

    “Excellent progress. Keep us informed.”