Do you think I’m some kind of girl or something? 
they are actually different products and the scrub mommy is vastly superior
Right?! It’s got a normal sponge on the other side! You get a two for one with that one!
(I do actually hate scrub daddy’s, because boy howdy are they microplastic generators! They fall apart immediately, and it sucks quite a bit. I’ve stopped buying them because of how quickly they fall apart and just turn into horrible little bits of microplastic.)
I was just about to say that. Scrub mommy all day.
I want the scrub dual income no kids.
thank god they put a bow on the logo for the scrub mommy. not nearly enough gendered-signifiers on it otherwise.
Fellas, is it gay to do the dishes with a pink sponge?
we really dig your vibe
I’m not gay bro. I only fuck the pink sponge
Remember fellas cleaning the dishes is too important of a task to be left to a woman. It’s your duty to show every woman you see that you can be A MAN and clean those dishes with your scrub daddy. Maintain a beautify and vibrant domestic life to show those woke leftists who’s right!
Scrub mommy
Gay!
I only scrub my dishes with the sponge with a penis
I’m waiting for scrub person
simpsons but everyone is pink and marge gets to be the central focus rather than homer
…and now that I type that, there was this fan comic i saw years ago about Marge being in lesbians with the character known primarily as Ned Flander’s Dead Wife
I just want a spongebob
Gender reveal:
It’s a sponge!
I don’t believe these WOKE sponges!!
I scrub my dishes like the good lord intended by leaving them for my wife-maid!!
