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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    I still want to know how Geordi managed to find an actual human woman who was willing to have sex with him a minimum of two times.

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      Are you kidding? He’s super smart, very personable, handsome, and kind. The whole Leah Brahms hologram was way out of character - I blame the writers. I’m an actual human woman and I think Geordi’s a catch!

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          Agreed, and I have no idea why he struck out so much with women. But the Leah Brahms nonsense was out of character for him.

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            I don’t know…

            Laforge : I just don’t get it, Guinan. I can field-strip a fusion reactor; I can realign a power transfer tunnel. Why can’t I make anything work with a woman like Christy? It’s like… I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say.

            Guinan : You’re doing fine with me.

            Laforge : You’re different.

            Guinan : No, you’re different.

            Laforge : But I’m not trying now.

            Guinan : That’s my point.

            He’s a classic “nice guy.”

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      Data only knows the sanitized version of events. He and Geordi mess around with a Holmesian mystery and Geordi’s like “Why don’t you check into the trail up ahead, Data? I’ll hang back and follow up on this minor clue in this alley which happens to be filled with 19th century hookers.”