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LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago

Rule morning officer

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Rule morning officer

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LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago
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  • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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    To be fair if someone yelled “good morning officer” I’d look up too, because that’s just a weird thing to hear and I’d want to know where the cops were.

    • LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      Fair, but you’ve gotta admit that guy is either a cop or a youth pastor

      • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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        Also fair, the unique combo of boombox, shorts, air jordan tee and pulled up socks is particularly uncanny. I would’ve assumed the boombox had been sitting in an evidence locker since 1982 if it wasn’t for the blue LEDs.

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    Hello fellow fare jumpers, please look directly into my hat and speak clearly!

    • rmuk@feddit.uk
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      You’re a loose cannon, Officer Meow Meow McFuzzyface.

  • loops@beehaw.org
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    LMAO is that a boombox?!

    • LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      Bro is stuck in 1984

    • dan42O@infosec.pub
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      It a double cassette player. Word.

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        tapehead knowledge of yore says double the decks means half the quality

  • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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    His socks are pulled up too high to not be a narc

    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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      Bunched up socks are just uncomfortable

      • Transporter Room 3@startrek.website
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        As a firm believer that snitches get stitches, 100% this.

        Although I dont do it like this guy, I just buy shorter socks.

        Just above the ankle cut for me, thanks.

        • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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          Nope mid shin or barefoot

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    What I don’t get is why doesn’t MTA NYC just fix their fucking turnstiles to stop fare dodging?!

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      But then they don’t get to use force and cherry pick who they persecute.

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      And then you have Austria where that just doesn’t exist, there are just periodical controls in the vehicles or when coming out lol. In my entire life I was checked maybe three or four times!

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    legit thought this was scout tf2

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      i did too and got confused about the boombox

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    And his name? John Titor

    • Signtist@lemm.ee
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      That’s not an IBM 5100…

    • Zangoose
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      An unprompted steins;gate reference in the wild? Amazing

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    I have to assume the bars are covering up the sweatband that is surely on his wrist.

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    Looks like my old boss kafir

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    If someone yelled anything, I’d probably look. People don’t usually yell in public. If I heard someone yell “hey, jackass” I’d wanna see who the jackass is.

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