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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons

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They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.

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    screaming slide whistle noises

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    I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.

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      You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.

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      We’ve all got a urethra.

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?

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      A bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.

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        Extra splintery

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      Pee

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      I usually use the heel of my hand and hit it right on the 57.

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    Why?!?

    • Vej@lemm.ee
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      It’s fresher this way.

    • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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      So it doesn’t stain or errode your teeth.

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    Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?

    • PainInTheAES@lemmy.world
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      ATACOOMS

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    i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods

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        I just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.

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        Did you use past tense because they sold out?

        • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          I think they were a victim of the pandemi

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            why are letters disappea

            • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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              That’s enough, knoc

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              Could be an attempt at a plural

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.

      • Toldry@lemmy.world
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        Are there actually?

    • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com
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      Because once you get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.

      Not that I know anything about that.

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        woah, that’s like advanced piss docking, I’ve only seen that in my animes. nice.

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      • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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        Well, that’s enough internet for today.

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      I think it is a masochism thing

  • (⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    more of a trombone situation really

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    Stop that

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    Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating

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      Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.

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        I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat

        Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits

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          Alexa, set reminder on this guys eating times

          Well, you’re fucked now

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            NOOOOO HEALTHY HABITS

            MY ONLY WEAKNESS

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          Or have I planted a seed in your mind so now it will pop into your head when you eat all by itself.

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            Dear god too powerful

            Edit: spelling

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    You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?

    Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.

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    The numerous amount of people who suck at singing without lessons prove that addage incorrect.

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    Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.

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    Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything’s gonna turn out okay.

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      I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.

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    It doesn’t require lessons and it sounds good.

    So i heard.

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