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Dale@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

It’s nice to be alone

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It’s nice to be alone

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Dale@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    deleted by creator

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    British people are real?

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      No we’re all crisis actors paid for by the German government to scare countries to stay in the EU.

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        Hmmm seems ethically wrong but a social net good? ;)

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      No, I don’t think we are

      /accent

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      Yer full of bollocks. Of course we are.

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      Br***** people. Don’t be so crude please.

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    I know it’s a joke but if you’re Scottish and you work with southern English cunts, this is true

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    We could be doing the accent in our free-time

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    Nice, innit

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    As a non English speaker, I find this hilarious

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      Dear @FierroGamer, I must inform you that your message is in English. This means you can type English, although I don’t know if you can speak the language or not.

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        I must inform you that speaking and writing are different verbs

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          I completely agree! I’ve studied Spanish for decades and I still have trouble understanding any native speaker unless they are speaking slowly.

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        Non-native speaker, perhaps?

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    The truth is at home they all sound South African.

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    Is there a reason why New Zealanders, despite being Commonwealth and British derived, sound more like Americans than the Australians who are next door?

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      The “british” accent as we think of it has evolved greatly since the colonial era. I’m not a linguist but I’d suggest the similarities you hear between Kiwi and American accents are things that were ubiquitous at one time then other English speakers lost them along way.

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    As an American, whenever I try to do an English accent it ends up as Australian. That one is much easier. Even the affectations feel easier to do.

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    So do they speak American at home?

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      Doesn’t everyone?

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      yes, and people in Portugal speak Brazilian

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        Ummm I think you’ll find both speak Spanish

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          You’ve obviously never been to New Mexico

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            Is that where the speak heisenburgian?

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              What? No, they speak New Mexican

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    I’m British. We don’t have the accent American’s think we do. We’re far more scummy and swear far more. Proudly working class, and proudly unpretentious.

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    At home practicing various ways to say “fair enough” and “at the end of the day”

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    So do British people actually pronounce the other 1/2 of the alphabet that they normally don’t when they are home?! It’s pretty funny how much they butcher the language they invented.

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