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z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?

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If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?

z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • mozz@mbin.grits.dev
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    I would poop in a different toilet

    • calabast@lemm.ee
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      But then how do you poop if no one is begging? Uhh, asking for a friend.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    For, because I’m about consent.

  • Pup Biru@aussie.zone
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    if you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return

    • z00s@lemmy.worldOP
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      11 months ago

      This is the best answer

  • multifariace@lemmy.world
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    Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I’m clean?

  • vortexal@lemmy.ml
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    Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?

  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    “Just pee? sigh”

  • Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.ee
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    I would like it to be happy, so have it beg.

  • HubertManne@kbin.social
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    Neither. I want it to be honored to accept my waste and happy to serve.

    • Bob@feddit.nl
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      “Well, it’s a living!”

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    “Stop shitting on your hand and throw it out the window! Use me instead!”

  • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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    I don’t think it matters. After a few weeks it would just be some annoying background noise you ignore anyway.

    • TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub
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      No? I would move.

  • Jojo, Lady of the West@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    See, this is why I hate “would you rather…?”

    Why can’t it just be content with the amount I feed it, why’s it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?

    • z00s@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s not begging out of hunger, it’s begging out of desire

      • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        feeeeed me seymour!

  • SeaJ@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Like this?

    • zod000@lemmy.ml
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      11 months ago

      More like this I think.

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        11 months ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        like this

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Like this?

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I’m pretty sure I answered this on Reddit once. Begged for it, assuming I have to use such a toilet and cannot just go back to a pit latrine (I’ve heard great things about tiger worms). Answering the other way would be cruel.

  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
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    I always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      11 months ago

      Like in the SNL sketch?

      • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
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        Thats not quite how I pictured it.

  • Carighan Maconar@lemmy.world
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    Yes.

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