return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoDell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else”arstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square150fedilinkarrow-up1969cross-posted to: antiwork@lemmit.onlinetechnology@lemmit.onlinetechnology@lemmy.zipworkreform@lemmy.world
arrow-up1969external-linkDell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else”arstechnica.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square150fedilinkcross-posted to: antiwork@lemmit.onlinetechnology@lemmit.onlinetechnology@lemmy.zipworkreform@lemmy.world
minus-squareMelvin_Ferd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·6 months agoAnyone want to start a company. Work from home. We’ll split profits among ourselves. We can. Build blackjack lottery machines and webhookers
minus-squarewaffelhaus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·6 months agoI will start developing the webhookers!
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 months agoI’ll run quality control on the webhookers!
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoI’ll start integrating the webhookers with Slack.
minus-squareFrank Ring@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-26 months agoJust use AI. People can’t tell. They just wanna live an unreal fantasy and jerk off.
minus-squareipkpjersi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoWell that’s a word I’ve never seen before lol
minus-squareLustyArgonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoI’ll test the blackjack machines
Anyone want to start a company. Work from home. We’ll split profits among ourselves. We can. Build blackjack lottery machines and webhookers
I will start developing the webhookers!
I’ll run quality control on the webhookers!
We’ll call it HookerGPT
SlutGPT
I’ll start integrating the webhookers with Slack.
Just use AI. People can’t tell.
They just wanna live an unreal fantasy and jerk off.
Well that’s a word I’ve never seen before lol
I’ll test the blackjack machines