BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 5 months agoSteve Bannon must report to prison by Monday after Supreme Court rejects last-minute appeal.www.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1638file-text
arrow-up1638external-linkSteve Bannon must report to prison by Monday after Supreme Court rejects last-minute appeal.www.nbcnews.comBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square72fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months ago(number of last drinks) - (hours from last drink) + 24hours = SuperHappyFunTimes I assume he’ll show up completely plowed to give himself some extra runway.
minus-squareGot_Bent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoThen slap him with a drunk in public and give him an extra day inside for it.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoTypically if you turn yourself in to the cops peacefully, even if you’re shitfaced hammered, they don’t usually slap more drunk charges on.
(number of last drinks) - (hours from last drink) + 24hours = SuperHappyFunTimes
I assume he’ll show up completely plowed to give himself some extra runway.
Then slap him with a drunk in public and give him an extra day inside for it.
Typically if you turn yourself in to the cops peacefully, even if you’re shitfaced hammered, they don’t usually slap more drunk charges on.
A guy can dream though, right?
Hell yeah :)