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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前
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  • Pisha [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Incredible. The future. I will pay 10 billion dollars to replace my company with this picture.

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      You joke (probably), but get your customers to sign the right waivers and yes you probably can.

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Why does he need a stud finder when he can apparently open up the wall and see them?

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      It’s difficult to tell the difference between the studs and the sciovs. For more information, see Step Reverse Σ.

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      the studfinder was in his heart all along ❤️

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      Because the plotholes are necessary for steps 7 and 7-2

  • booty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    my favorite part of the process is drilling the pailot holes so the teletubes can access the shows

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Don’t you know? The unviewable tv on the wall is a series of tubes.

  • CarbonScored [any]@hexbear.net
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    deleted by creator

    • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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      Poor guy got murked with a drill by his doppelganger and replaced

      • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.netM
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        it’s called step 6 and it’s critically necessary to installing the tv properly

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Both of them repeatedly show people standing on top of a stepladder. Maybe the ai is trying to kill us after all?

      • RoabeArt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        I get rubber-legged standing on the third highest rung of a tall ladder (the highest rung you can safely put your feet on). I don’t know how some people are able to stand on the very top and do their work without a care in the world. One misstep or something collides with the ladder from below and you’re fucked.

    • D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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      Yes… yes… almost… oh, oh no, what have you done?

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Asking an average-taking machine to take the same average twice is going to look pretty similar yeah. It’s kinda freaky because it’s new and a black box, but the reason it looks similar is hilariously boring. This is the statistical average of TV installation guides.

      • TheChargedCreeper864@lemmy.ml
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        If an answer this wrong is considered to be the average TV installation guide… just how wrong would an actually wrong one be?

        • Formerlyfarman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          Sometimes the average is more wrong, like how the average person has slightly under one testicle.

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        deleted by creator

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I know where I’m investing. The market price of sciovs is about to go through the roof!

  • worlds_okayest_mech_pilot [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I mean, that is more-or-less how to mount a TV on the wall. Just not a working one.

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Technically correct.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Is this real? So many specific things were done not just wrong but wrong in the worst wat it reads like satire.

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.netM
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      i dunno i feel like i would’ve had the tv face outwards for like just the first panel 7 and then turned it back around again

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    palot holes

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      päilot

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        swivel

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    Step 19: Stare in confusion

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    A year ago, generative AI could not even conjure up legible text or numbers at all, so this is progress! Just took billions of dollars ($35 billion in 2023!) in training costs. Maybe with the trillions projected to be spent by 2030 it can finally get the instructions right.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. That’s how you’re frying the planet - you idiotic meatbags.

  • Aquilae [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Stud finder

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Does “palot” mean “glory” in robo-gibberish? (see image 7a)

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