USAONE@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 3年前Gay Louisiana doctor says he’s leaving the state over its ‘discriminatory’ legislationwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1646cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up1646external-linkGay Louisiana doctor says he’s leaving the state over its ‘discriminatory’ legislationwww.nbcnews.comUSAONE@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 3年前message-square77fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3年前Now wait- there’s a far more important thing: Does he accept Jesus as his personal savior?
minus-squareAllonzeeLV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-23年前Just to be clear, does he accept white supply-side Jesus as his personal savior? Because the commie, middle-eastern Jesus who told us to… 🤢… help one another doesn’t count!
minus-squareCobrachickenwing@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3年前God changed his mind about black people in 1978. So blacks are included too.
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3年前What a swell god. Has he changed his mind on gay people yet?
minus-squaresquiblet@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23年前the real Lord/Jesus/Holy Spirit is not monitoring your dick or labia 24/7. I mean, that would be fucked up. So “my religious belief is that there is an omniscient spirit who is constantly monitoring and judging what you do with your genitals” oh, uh,… okay…
minus-squaresquiblet@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3年前well DUH, every Proud American loves Jesus more than his own mother. If you don’t, the Proud American Committee executes you.
minus-squarediprount_tomato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3年前What denomination? That 19th heresy or OUR 19th century heresy?
minus-squaresquiblet@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3年前i had to do 18 Hail Marys after i read this, thx
minus-square𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23年前(it’s a drinking game, and the drink is the body blood of christ)
minus-square𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3年前I don’t know how you play hail mary but that’s what me and the boys always do.
Now wait- there’s a far more important thing: Does he accept Jesus as his personal savior?
Just to be clear, does he accept white supply-side Jesus as his personal savior?
Because the commie, middle-eastern Jesus who told us to… 🤢… help one another doesn’t count!
God changed his mind about black people in 1978. So blacks are included too.
What a swell god. Has he changed his mind on gay people yet?
the real Lord/Jesus/Holy Spirit is not monitoring your dick or labia 24/7. I mean, that would be fucked up.
So “my religious belief is that there is an omniscient spirit who is constantly monitoring and judging what you do with your genitals”
oh, uh,… okay…
well DUH, every Proud American loves Jesus more than his own mother. If you don’t, the Proud American Committee executes you.
What denomination? That 19th heresy or OUR 19th century heresy?
i had to do 18 Hail Marys after i read this, thx
?
(it’s a drinking game, and the drink is the
bodyblood of christ)Even though not all drinks are
I don’t know how you play hail mary but that’s what me and the boys always do.
You drink consecrated wine?
Well yeah, jesus is delicious.