Lemmy.one
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2年前

100, here I cum

lemmus.org

message-square
132
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • antiwork@lemmy.world
1.82K

100, here I cum

lemmus.org

jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2年前
message-square
132
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • antiwork@lemmy.world
  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    95
    ·
    edit-2
    2年前

    I’m scared shitless that I will make it to 100.

    • bob_wiley@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      51
      ·
      edit-2
      2年前

      Removed by mod

      • lasagna@programming.dev
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        32
        ·
        2年前

        Rather than losing my loved ones, I think I’d be more scared of losing my love for them. Either via a cold heart or dementia.

        • bob_wiley@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          24
          ·
          edit-2
          2年前

          deleted by creator

        • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          9
          ·
          2年前

          Dementia scares me too. I’ve seen it with two people now. It’s like they’re living in dreams all the time. Turn a corner or something changes and it’s a whole different scenario and you don’t know what’s going on.

          I get night terrors. Some dreams seriously feel like they last for days and it’s next to impossible to wake up. Living like that 24/7 at the end of my life sounds horrifying.

    • FarFarAway@startrek.website
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      38
      ·
      2年前

      This. No one realizes that your probably not gonna make it to 100 in perfect health. If your body doesn’t go, it will be your mind. Either way, it does not sound appealing.

      If nothing else, the arthritis has gotten so bad, you wanna off yourself anyways.

      Hard pass.

      • Urbanfox@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        15
        ·
        2年前

        I’m 37 and already broken.

        My back is killing me, the sciatica makes sitting down hard. My ankle is fucked from too many injuries doing shit like tough mudder because when you’re young you’re invincible. Top that off with an immune disorder and asthma and it’ll be a miracle if I make it to 50 with a good quality of life.

        • FarFarAway@startrek.website
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          2年前

          deleted by creator

      • Ser Salty@feddit.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2年前

        I don’t wanna get to the point where it seems miserable just to, like, walk or something. I don’t mind taking heart medication, walking with a cane, stuff like that, but I don’t wanna live in near constant agony just trying to get through the day.

    • freecandy@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      33
      ·
      2年前

      You should try drugs

      • Jay@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        14
        ·
        2年前

        Waaay ahead of you there, partner!

      • TurboDiesel@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2年前

        Which ones? I feel like I’ve tried them all

        • trashcan@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          9
          ·
          2年前

          all?

          That seems unwise.

          • TurboDiesel@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            6
            ·
            2年前

            My twenties were rough

            • trashcan@sh.itjust.works
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              5
              ·
              2年前

              Mine too but luckily I managed to leave some a mystery.

              • TurboDiesel@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                4
                ·
                2年前

                Ok that’s fair. I’ve never done heroin.

                • tallwookie@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  4
                  ·
                  2年前

                  there’s far more addictive opiates available these days anyway.

                  • TurboDiesel@lemmy.world
                    link
                    fedilink
                    arrow-up
                    1
                    ·
                    2年前

                    deleted by creator

                • trashcan@sh.itjust.works
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  4
                  ·
                  2年前

                  Me neither! Always knew that was one I did not want anything to do with.

      • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2年前

        drugs, you say? hmm mmm…

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 31 users / day
  • 31 users / week
  • 74 users / month
  • 276 users / 6 months
  • 199 local subscribers
  • 35.1K subscribers
  • 15.9K Posts
  • 338K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org