LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net to science@lemmy.world · 1年前The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrongwww.scientificamerican.comexternal-linkmessage-square193fedilinkarrow-up1381file-textcross-posted to: anarcho_primitivism@lemmy.worldscience@beehaw.orgarchaeology@mander.xyznews@lemmy.world
arrow-up1381external-linkThe Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrongwww.scientificamerican.comLibertyLizard@slrpnk.net to science@lemmy.world · 1年前message-square193fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: anarcho_primitivism@lemmy.worldscience@beehaw.orgarchaeology@mander.xyznews@lemmy.world
minus-squareoyo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1年前My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1年前Wouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
minus-squareSquizzy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1年前Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
minus-squareEl Barto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1年前No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1年前So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1年前He means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1年前Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
minus-squareifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1年前How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1年前Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.
My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
Wouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
Obvs strongest penis grip.
So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
He means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.
Get that diamond dick brother