jeffw@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 1 年前JD Vance's Solution to Childcare Crisis? 'Maybe Grandpa or Grandma Wants to Help'www.commondreams.orgexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1280
arrow-up1280external-linkJD Vance's Solution to Childcare Crisis? 'Maybe Grandpa or Grandma Wants to Help'www.commondreams.orgjeffw@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square48fedilink
minus-squareReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·edit-21 年前Oh, let’s do more. JD Vance’s solution to depression? “Maybe smile more” JD Vance’s solution to cancer? “Maybe eat better” JD Vance’s solution to poverty? “Maybe get another job” JD Vance’s solution to homelessness? “Maybe move in with your parents”
minus-squareEvilBit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 年前JD Vance’s solution to teen pregnancy? “Maybe try a pull-out.”
minus-squareNightwingdragon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前I will admit, it took me a second to get the joke.
minus-squareBoddhisatva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前JD Vance’s solution to school shootings? They’re just a fact of life. Harden your schools and add armed guards and sniper nests.
Oh, let’s do more.
JD Vance’s solution to depression? “Maybe smile more”
JD Vance’s solution to cancer? “Maybe eat better”
JD Vance’s solution to poverty? “Maybe get another job”
JD Vance’s solution to homelessness? “Maybe move in with your parents”
JD Vance’s solution to teen pregnancy? “Maybe try a pull-out.”
“Maybe try fucking a couch”
That was the joke.
Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.
I will admit, it took me a second to get the joke.
JD Vance’s solution to school shootings? They’re just a fact of life. Harden your schools and add armed guards and sniper nests.