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minus-squareϻеƌųʂɑ@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up93·1年前Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
minus-squareCptEnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1年前I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!
minus-squareneatchee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·1年前I’m not even supposed to be here today!
minus-squaredjsoren19@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-21年前It’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
minus-squareevidences@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1年前There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1年前Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours. (It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)
minus-squareOlhonestjim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1年前I mean impressive, but not unachievable.
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1年前Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1年前Until her fashion designer ex shows up.
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1年前theres a million fine lookin women out there not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey get back here!
I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
It’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.
(It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)
I mean impressive, but not unachievable.
Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.
Until her fashion designer ex shows up.
theres a million fine lookin women out there
not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you
Nah in a column.
No simultaneously