She must have been fucking our dads every night for years.
Edit: Lol at the downvotes, if you want to wear an edgy shirt in public you’re going to have to expect some edgy retorts and furthermore I think anything that attempts to normalise obesity is absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are fat, and good for her if she’s happy at that size, but I don’t have to accept edgy excuses for someone else’s poor choices.
37 downvotes, yet no one brave enough to put their neck on the line and offer a counterpoint. So yh, I made an assumption and yet still no one has made a counterpoint which means I’m probably right 🤷🏼♂️
I’ll reply: no one is offering a retort because your comment is weird, pointless, and not worth the time or effort to give a genuine response to. Your edit makes it even more obvious that you just wanted to stir shit and get in bad faith arguments over a silly picture
If you want to write edgy replies, you have to expect some downvotes. I think that attempts to normalize toxicity and trolling online are absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are provocateurs, but I don’t have to accept excuses for their poor behavior.
You do have to accept that you sometimes have bad takes like errybody else, and this is one of them.
It’s not because you made a bad joke, its because you lack the emotional intelligence necessary to ask some things:
The likely continuous comments on her figure that caused her to wear this retort
The fact that if you werent gonna make a comment to her shes not talking to you
These 2 things are often conflated in folks who haven’t trained their empathy up, and i suspect you feel like you took damage because even tho you’re not in the room your acting like she’s insulted you.
I know I have to accept that some people are fat
You don’t, you have to accept your humanity, which means you’re the same ugly mess of hair and stink and poo as the rest of us. It means you are an unfit judge. Somebody thinks you’re ugly. Someone out there thinks you’re a piece of shit. I think you’re just young. You need to understand your place, and you straight up fuckin’ dont.
To be a bit unfair youre probably a little too full of yourself, you’ll get over it if you put in work.
People seem to love to jump to this assumption without acknowledging any fallibility, when in reality you don’t know from just looking at someone. Even if it’s a likely reason, it’s not the only one. I’m going to at least hope you aren’t a doctor based on this single sentence.
Excluding weight gain from corticosteroids or something exotic like elephantiasis, it is literally always overeating. I’m prone to it, and nobody can consider it an individual moral failing when obesity has become a massive global epidemic. But there’s genuinely no getting around the fundamental reality that it’s calories in, calories out. Apparently the majority of humans overeat when living a sedentary lifestyle with a readily available food surplus. The incredible success of GLP-1 agonists really hammers that point home if anyone was still unconvinced.
Look, I’ve tried taking a day to reply because this comment pissed me off so much. I watched my mother count calories as a kid and it emotionally scarred me. She wasn’t suffering from the examples you gave. I don’t care to share personal details and shouldn’t have to for you to be aware you may not know everything.
Cringe.
She must have been fucking our dads every night for years.
Edit: Lol at the downvotes, if you want to wear an edgy shirt in public you’re going to have to expect some edgy retorts and furthermore I think anything that attempts to normalise obesity is absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are fat, and good for her if she’s happy at that size, but I don’t have to accept edgy excuses for someone else’s poor choices.
You didn’t get any replies yet you decided to edit your comment to argue with an imaginary opponent. Mate, take a breath.
37 downvotes, yet no one brave enough to put their neck on the line and offer a counterpoint. So yh, I made an assumption and yet still no one has made a counterpoint which means I’m probably right 🤷🏼♂️
I’ll reply: no one is offering a retort because your comment is weird, pointless, and not worth the time or effort to give a genuine response to. Your edit makes it even more obvious that you just wanted to stir shit and get in bad faith arguments over a silly picture
If you want to write edgy replies, you have to expect some downvotes. I think that attempts to normalize toxicity and trolling online are absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are provocateurs, but I don’t have to accept excuses for their poor behavior.
I’ve never met this person and never called them fat, but I have to read about them fucking my dad because they’re self conscious? Fuck that.
YOU clicked on the post, dumbass.
Lol no one cares enough to reply to you mate. The reaction is “what a dork” downvote and forget.
and yet you replied.
Not to your nonsense comment, but to your whining about it.
Haha baited XDDDD LUUUL
Counterpoint: you’re a fucking asshole and you and your bigoted logic can fuck off.
Ah, yes. Top tier rebuttal full of facts and logic.
Yeah, we’re all gonna convince an entrenched bigot to change on the internet.
I’m not a bigot. I don’t have hate for anyone, just distaste.
Ok, nothing else you said made me laugh, but this comment crossed you over into parody.
I’m not a bigot. I don’t have hate for anyone, just distaste.
Just so you know, since you probably don’t have votes set to display both up and down, there are 40 upvotes too, and 80something downvotes.
I answered him one hour ahead of your reply :(
I think it’s cool and our dads are lucky.
You do have to accept that you sometimes have bad takes like errybody else, and this is one of them.
It’s not because you made a bad joke, its because you lack the emotional intelligence necessary to ask some things:
The likely continuous comments on her figure that caused her to wear this retort
The fact that if you werent gonna make a comment to her shes not talking to you
These 2 things are often conflated in folks who haven’t trained their empathy up, and i suspect you feel like you took damage because even tho you’re not in the room your acting like she’s insulted you.
You don’t, you have to accept your humanity, which means you’re the same ugly mess of hair and stink and poo as the rest of us. It means you are an unfit judge. Somebody thinks you’re ugly. Someone out there thinks you’re a piece of shit. I think you’re just young. You need to understand your place, and you straight up fuckin’ dont.
To be a bit unfair youre probably a little too full of yourself, you’ll get over it if you put in work.
I was probably just downvoted by fat people, my dad must’ve been putting in overtime.
your retort sucks because you’re trying to own her by saying something she already acknowledges. weak af.
“I’m fat because I fucked your dad”
“oh yeah? well you’re fat!”
…
“I bet you fucked my dad a lot!”
genius insults
At least she’s acknowledging her weight is due to overeating.
People seem to love to jump to this assumption without acknowledging any fallibility, when in reality you don’t know from just looking at someone. Even if it’s a likely reason, it’s not the only one. I’m going to at least hope you aren’t a doctor based on this single sentence.
Excluding weight gain from corticosteroids or something exotic like elephantiasis, it is literally always overeating. I’m prone to it, and nobody can consider it an individual moral failing when obesity has become a massive global epidemic. But there’s genuinely no getting around the fundamental reality that it’s calories in, calories out. Apparently the majority of humans overeat when living a sedentary lifestyle with a readily available food surplus. The incredible success of GLP-1 agonists really hammers that point home if anyone was still unconvinced.
“excluding [things I know about], it is literally always [the only other thing I know about.]” Again, I stress fallibility.
Believe what you want, I made a very reasonable point.
Look, I’ve tried taking a day to reply because this comment pissed me off so much. I watched my mother count calories as a kid and it emotionally scarred me. She wasn’t suffering from the examples you gave. I don’t care to share personal details and shouldn’t have to for you to be aware you may not know everything.
Thanks for your time!
For what it’s worth, I think you dished out a sick burn. Well done.
Lemmy is full of socially maladapted terminally online autists who literally do not understand how humor works.
Boy have you missed the boat on that one. By several decades.