• take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    'yea boss pyrocumulonimbi clouds. yeah, threw a boulder the size of a minivan at my apartment crushing it. yeah dude the yellowstone caldera erupted ??? have you seen the volcanic lightning storm over half the continental US??? yea sorry i know you’ve been away dealing with your divorce.

    uhh i guess i can check if the busses are running…’

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      1 month ago

      I still frequent a few subreddits for giggles

      One of them is a tradesman sub where one post was by someone explaining how their boss scheduled them to do preventive maintenance checks on equipment

      When they were in the path of Hurricane Milton

      And their boss had already evacuated