I saw a little kid dig in his ass and then eat a fry and I definitely made this face.

The thought of ever watching My Name is Earl again.

toilet filling up really fast and not flushing

• Lots of bugs/weird shit.
• When a loud as fuck motorcycle or car drives by.

I actually do make exaggerated cartoonish faces like this—the “loud car” one I do isn’t quite like the one pictured, but close enough.

Bread with visible mold, a week before the best-before date.