Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前Withdrawal is going to make people go madslrpnk.netimagemessage-square250fedilinkarrow-up11.51K
arrow-up11.51KimageWithdrawal is going to make people go madslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前message-square250fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 年前I just remembered that Coca-Cola requires denatured coca leaves from South America. So enjoy that $8 Coke can, America
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前Finally a real cure for American obesity.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 年前We’ll just drink mountain dew, instead. It has bonus brominated vegetable oil.
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前Ah, well, if the vegetable oil has been brominated by the council of bros, it should be all good, bro.
I just remembered that Coca-Cola requires denatured coca leaves from South America.
So enjoy that $8 Coke can, America
Finally a real cure for American obesity.
We’ll just drink mountain dew, instead. It has bonus brominated vegetable oil.
Ah, well, if the vegetable oil has been brominated by the council of bros, it should be all good, bro.