I made it for an effortpost I now no longer will make.
The password is hunter2
On Hexbear they can’t afford more than one account, so all the users share the same accountCan’t believe I would say such things
Did we just crash the site?
possibly. Congrats on the achievement if you did.
This is site history
Yes. Now we make a post in main saying we were making changes behind the scenes while it was down
The color revolution is happening
Bureaucrats are in control
Clearly we need to take over
changing the password is reactionary
you wouldn’t
buy a carchange a shared Netflix account’s password
This account is now public property.
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
she’s one of us back off
NOOOOOOOO
Oh FUCK it does work lol.
This is the true spirit of Communism - Marx would be proud. Let us all share this bit account and the means of shitposting - we will reach the stars!!!
Oh it is actually hunter2
Hey hi im Bureaucrat, how are you everyone?
hacker voice I’m in 
mods if this account starts to post reactionary nonsense it’s probably good to ban it
edit: we can just remove the nonsense ourselves
We need to stay vigilant and delete any reactionary statement wreckers within the collective might make!
Statement
sorry you’re gonna have to have someone else on speed dial to pull the trigger
Bureaucrat is many and one. A new soul. If you ban Bureaucrat you’re no better than her
probably missed the memo, but I’m recusing myself if the @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net’s Bureaucracy gets in trouble. While if it’s anything that genuinely threatens the site or its users I’ll step in, otherwise it’ll be up to everyone else in the imperialist Hexbear State to render judgement on the communist dual power structure that is the Bureaucracy.
Edit: Also I’m a barbarian that doesn’t watch TV so I don’t get the ref.
pwease how cwould u ban we are so cuuuuuute
Nobody’s banning anyone little Bureaucrat
She fucking murdered tuvix smh
And why would anyone want neelix back
don’t even hesitate lmao, worst case scenario we can just splinter the hivemind and make accounts Bureaucrat000->Bureaucrat999
Yu: I was thinking if this one gets banned to make one like it, but with vetting
The password could be shared via DMs
But what about us pups without DMs
make a hexbear account, we’ll find you again in samsara
Lmao this actually works, hello fellow Bureaucrats
Hey if someone logs in does it log everyone else out or is the account running for multiple people.
If so can you argue with yourself but not know who you’re bickering with?
We are puppy (multiple can share an account)
Oh that’s actually pretty neat
You can actually be logged in to both bureaucrat and your own account at the same time without going to a private browser
WE ARE
JAPANESE GOBLINPUPPY
(it’s a reference)
nooo not Japanese goblinうぃーあーざじゃぱにーずごぶりん
どぅゆぅはぶけいのたかとびおにごろし
あいあむえぇとじゃぱにーずごぶりん
あかあおきいろのおにずあんどもあ
はいびびっとしゃとるーずぐりーんおに
せくしーみでぃあむばいおれっとおに
むらさきだいだいしゃくなげおに
らららいえるかなとぅないひゃっきやぎょうはいてんしょんじゃぱにーずごぶりん
どらんくはっぴーどんどんへべれけ
あいあむえぇとじゃぱにーずごぶりん
れつごーつきみだうたえやさわげや
ふろしきつつんでしゃるうぃーなんちゃら
ひともあやかしもしゃくにほしうかべ
くるしゅうないぞくるしゅうないぞ
ぶれいくあうとでぶれいこう夕闇がこの場所を包むから
今宵の肴に待ち惚け
繰り返すまだかなもういいよ
華密恋が空に揺ぐ人は皆誰しもが非力だと
里に伝わるはカタシハヤ
拳で問うエカセニクリニ
後はもう忘れ物いつか見たあの月がまた覗くから
今宵も宴でさて舞い踊れ
きらり光り瞬き消えて
夜明けはもうすぐそこ夕闇がこの場所を包むから
今宵の肴に待ち惚け
繰り返すまだかなもういいよ
華密恋が空に揺ぐ（えーこれより鬼ヶ島国際鬼サミットを開会致します。
昨年度多くの負傷者を出し、角がかける程度の被害が
出ている豆腐ハンバーグ問題につきまして
なまはげ委員会主導の下
「大豆 ダメ・絶対」キャンペーンを実施致しまして、
国民の鬼の皆様が間違えて摂取せぬよう、こちらの
方針にてお知らせしていきたいと考えております）repeat（★1）
repeat（★1）
repeat（★1）
今日も夜の帳が降りるから
今宵の肴に待ち惚け
ありふれた夕焼け亜麻色に
華密恋が空に揺ぐ人は皆誰しもが非力だと
里に伝わるはカタシハヤ
拳で問うエカセニクリニ
後はもう忘れ物いつか見たあの月がまた覗くから
今宵も宴でさて舞い踊れ
きらり光り瞬き消えて
夜明けはもうすぐそこ今日も夜の帳が降りるから
今宵の肴に待ち惚け
ありふれた夕焼け亜麻色に
華密恋が空に揺ぐ夕闇がこの場所を包むから
今宵の肴に待ち惚け
繰り返すまだかなもういいよ
華密恋が空に揺ぐ人は皆誰しもが非力だと
里に伝わるはカタシハヤ
拳で問うエカセニクリニ
後はもう忘れ物WE ARE JAPANESE GOBLIN
The account is running with us
oh no
- join us
This would require me to log out.
I do not know if I know my password. The consequences could be disastrous!
Open an incognito tab! Also, you 100% should go into your saved passwords and save it to a password manager or something. Or is it not saved?
I don’t know!
You can be logged in to both bureaucrat and your own account at the same time without going to a private window
password was changed?
yes.
We have DM’d you
I did, everyone should follow
this is an all timer
and after the last week, boy does it feel good
Hexbear is BACK
i am so happy i get to witness this
Witness? No, you get to join. Join us
join us!
mwah hah hah i’m in!!
This is a fantastic bit.
we should do this more often
so true
Next time a lib wanders in, have bureaucrat overwhelm them
would have a legendary comments:user ratio
