I like that the photo the AP put on this article is a McDonald’s hamburger put through the Soviet Filter™.

"Should we just make the food affordable again?

Nah, let’s burn $100 million to try and get people to forget about our tainted onions and back to buy our trash at crack prices."

I’ll go back if they stop supporting genocide, stop union busting, and lower their prices. Maybe.

Guess what’s on the menu

Maybe if they actually served REAL food

“But the outbreak hurt the company’s sales”

Oh no 😢

Maybe if thier McSavior Donald, the clown, cut more regulations…