Wtf, it’s some kind of magical elixir you’re supposed to dribble directly onto your dick data-laughing

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    4 days ago

    You forgot:

    • When your back just isn’t flexible enough anymore to perform autofellatio because it’s getting too difficult to reach. A couple of inches can make all the difference here, and prevent spinal injury. We should be thankful that these entrepreneurs are out there looking out for aging former gymnasts and goth rock singers.