Less than 24 hours after Matt Gaetz announced he was giving up his bid to become the next attorney general, the Northwest Florida Republican made clear that he will not return to Congress in the next session beginning in January.

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    running an ineffectual moderate when the opposition are literal fascists

    A mound of cat food should have handily won over a serial felon suspected of espionage.

    Don’t blame the career justice lawyer and politician for assuming people to have more brains than a bowl of tapioca.

    The only solution now is to rile up MGT so she gets Texas to secede and open the door for California/cascadia and new England. The Flatlanders are sick in the head and need to be quarantined.

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        4 days ago

        Hear hear from the 505.

        turns slow circle, taking in Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Nebraska and Wyoming off in the distance, and completing the circuit on Utah

        Well, fuck.