The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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Shut up and keep looking apologized to.
Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it’s a space ship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
“Hahahaha”
Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.
“HAHAHAHA”
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
😀😦😀😦😀😦
This one regularly works its wait into my daily speech
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
When they’re getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
My only regret is that I have boneitis
If I don’t survive, tell my wife, “Hello”.
You just made me realize I say “I have no strong feelings one way or the other” a lot and I think usually people don’t know I’m quoting anything.
So close to my other favorite, from the same character and episode:
I also say it all the time, lol.
Its a beige alert!
Bender: “So people will actually pay money to find love…? I have an idea, an idea so genius…” gavel sounds “Stupid anti-pimping laws!”
“Bender we love you!”
Shut up baby. I know it
Professor: Your tux doesn’t fit because you stole it from a boy.
Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.
Lol I missed that one, good line. Was it with the penguins?
Nope it was the one where the Professor doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore. (The evolution episode.)
Another of the best lines
Wait, I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.
The supreme rulers are hardly known by their subjects.
The lesser are loved and praised.
The even lesser are feared.
The least are despised.
Those who show no trust will not be trusted.
Those who are quiet value the words.
When their task is completed, people will say:
We did it ourselves.
–Tao Te Ching, Chapter 17
Wow, thanks I’ve got some reading to do.
That book changed my life.
My mantra for life.
“If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!”
- I don’t know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
- This is the worst part: the calm before the battle…oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
- Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all…
- Please, gentlemen, we’ve all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
- That wasn’t cowardice!
- No, Scruffy, it’s me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I’ve always loved you!
- Now open your mouth…No not that one. Your other mouth.
