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TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 year ago

uncle chapo where do baby carrots come from? 😯

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uncle chapo where do baby carrots come from? 😯

TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 year ago
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  • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    carrot orphanage nobody misses them :(

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      kitty-birthday-sad

      • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        change-da-world-1 change-da-world-2

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    Open this when you're older

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      lmfao

  • ManFreakBeast [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    How is babby carrot formed. How is babby carrot formed. How does carrot get pregernant?

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      they need to do way instain farmer> who kill thier carrots

      • ManFreakBeast [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Because these babby carrot cant frigth back?

        It was on the news this mroning, a farmer in ar who had killed her three carrot.

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          i am truley sorry for your crops

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    They take regular carrots out in the cold and they shrink down powercry-1

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      like benjamin butt on!

      does it hurt when they shrink?

      edit: maybe they were just put in a pool

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      deleted by creator

  • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    Well, son, it’s time you learn about the birds and the bees and industrial agriculture. Industrial agriculture plants the carrot seeds, the bees pollinate the carrots to make them grow tasty, and the birds are scared off, so they don’t eat the babies.

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      i thought the bees fucked the birds or something

      is the industrial seed planting what they call foreplay?

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        fucked

        Where’d you learn that, some librul arts school? Sex is strictly verboten here on the 'bear

        is the industrial seed planting what they call foreplay?

        Yes and no. We can talk about this more when you’re older, but right now you’re just too young.

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    Planet Vegeta, duh

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    idk don’t ask me >.>

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      fry 🥕

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    carrot store

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    They come from baby fields and they are farmed by baby farmers

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    You skin a carrot alive and it creates new carrots for you to eat. Fun fact this is how all babies are made

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      I didn’t want to know!! powercry-2

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