RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoSo mormons believe God was an alien that ascended to godhood and you too can become a god of your own little universe, so their religion is literally a MLM schememessage-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up197
arrow-up197message-squareSo mormons believe God was an alien that ascended to godhood and you too can become a god of your own little universe, so their religion is literally a MLM schemeRNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareMolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 months agoI love the idea of a self-contained bit of heaven for each person. It’s so quintessentially American. ‘Could heaven be a blissful place for everyone, together?’ No! This is my bit of heaven only! Get off my lawn! I imagine Mormon heaven is just full of people shooting each other over tree law and fence boundaries, again and again in an eternal cycle.
minus-squarepeppersky [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoI mean I wouldn’t want to share heaven with most religious people tbh
minus-squarefalgscode [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoMormon Valhalla but it’s lawn hoa tyrants battling for eternity is a good bit
minus-squareWheaties [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoMormon heaven is actually tiered. There’s the very best heaven that’s alongside God, and the two lesser heavens for people that aren’t quite good enough for it.
I love the idea of a self-contained bit of heaven for each person. It’s so quintessentially American.
‘Could heaven be a blissful place for everyone, together?’
No! This is my bit of heaven only! Get off my lawn!
I imagine Mormon heaven is just full of people shooting each other over tree law and fence boundaries, again and again in an eternal cycle.
I mean I wouldn’t want to share heaven with most religious people tbh
Mormon Valhalla but it’s lawn hoa tyrants battling for eternity is a good bit
Mormon heaven is actually tiered. There’s the very best heaven that’s alongside God, and the two lesser heavens for people that aren’t quite good enough for it.