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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前

O Tank of the Market, what is your wisdom?

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O Tank of the Market, what is your wisdom?

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前
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    “I’m not paying this much for a cucumber”

    *Gun lowers slightly*

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    The vendors in action movies finally had enough of the main characters ripping through the market

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      Fast & Nutritious

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      Turret tracks a fleeing hero.

      “This is for my cabbages!”

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        cabbage corp is not joking around anymore

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    Militant vegans really leveling up their game

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    I know this image isn’t cyberpunk, but it is indeed some kind of punk aesthetic, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

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      Picture taken yesterday. Former Assad regime tank turned into market stall in Syria.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Balkan punk

    • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works
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      Post-apoc wasteland? Kinda has Fallout vibes.

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        Shotswell the Grocerbot

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          Buying food with tank shells as currency.

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      It’s got big “swords to plowshares” energy I can tell you that much

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      In a world where violence is common, peace is punk.

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      Atompunk?

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        Dieselpunk might be more accurate.

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      Knowing nothing about military hardware, I think this image meets the theme of “high tech, low life” pretty well.

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        A Russian T60 is not high tech, wtf are you talking about lol

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          It was when it was first produced.

          The street finding its own uses for outdated military hardware is extremely on-theme for the cyberpunk genre.

          This image might better fit the aesthetics of the cyberpunk derivative “Dieselpunk”, but only aesthetically. As a genre of literature, Dieselpunk themes break down into two categories, “Piecraftian Dieselpunk” where culture has ceased to evolve due to the ongoing existential threat of global war and “Ottensian Dieselpunk” that tries to project the utopian visions of the 20’s foward despite or instead of the Great Recession and World War 2. Neither of these themes fit the image, as they’re both retrocausal and can’t envision a world where converting a useless old tank into a fruit stand would make sense. It’d either be recycled in the Piecraftian mode or would never fall out of the military’s hands in the Ottensian.

          But the cyberpunk themes are dead-on. The existence of this image implies a person who might as well be a character trope for the genre, a shopkeeper in the margins of a dystopian society where discarded military surplus is cheaper than real estate.

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          Experts are telling me it might be T-54/55

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      Whateverthefuck “Tank Girl” is.

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    And here I was thinking that tanking the market was a bad thing 😅

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    Make peas, not war.

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    It’s the market gardener

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    Operation Market Garden II: This Time It’s Literal

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    Our prices will blow away the competition

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    “The cabbage is really good this year.”

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      Ain’t no one going to damage my cabbages any more.

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    First it brought death, now it brings veggies

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swords_to_ploughshares

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    buy my tomatoes or be EXTERMINATED!

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      Do not bruise the tomatoes,please.

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        those tomatoes are DAaaalek so of course we won’t bruise them but begging show weakness and weakness must be eeeEEEXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

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      Do not bruise the tomato.

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        EDIT: double comment! Double dumbass on me!

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    Next level reactive armor.

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    Buy low, sell at a 45 degree angle for maximum range.

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