BigLenin [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agoMy great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1120file-text
arrow-up1120message-squareMy great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"BigLenin [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square25fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareKaveros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·4 days agoIf plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn’t that mean I will last forever?
minus-squarelurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·4 days agoHuman consciousness is stored in the microplastics
minus-squareeldavi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 days agomaybe all the microplatics shielded him from all the cancers somehow.
minus-squareDessa [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 days ago“Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the United States” - but there are too many germs and they all cancel each other out.”
If plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn’t that mean I will last forever?
Human consciousness is stored in the microplastics
maybe all the microplatics shielded him from all the cancers somehow.
“Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the United States” - but there are too many germs and they all cancel each other out.”