I still see blue checks in Twitter that need to reply with “*you’re” kinda bullshit. I do reread some of my posts and I see them littered with mobile edits or just bullshit language that only made sense to my brain at 2am. Thanks everybody for being chill about language. I still (wrongly) imagine that I’m very good with writing, and seeing my own writing some time after it’s been published is a nice kick of humility.
I wonder if correcting spelling is just becoming less common in general on the internet.
linguistically the internet has been revolutionary. Having so much access to so many different dialects, spellings, and unique vocabulary has totally destroyed the concept of a “standardised” language outside of academia. At least for English.
Supposedly French is being turned inside out with how the internet has been able to decentralise language development that was once a monopoly under the french language authorities.
Either way, the internet and social media has had the (imo good) effect of helping language develop through creating common meaning. it is one of the few areas of society that has totally shattered the neoliberal idea of history.
I will admit that I am anal around people using words correctly, like not vulgarizing 'gaslighting ’ to mean ‘having a different opinion based off of a different interpretation of events.’ but I could care less about grammar.
I just don’t care about grammar lol, English is a stupid language anyway
I love writing and I get great joy from well written work, and if I find typos or errors in a book I’m very put off by them.
This, on the other hand, is a shitposting website. Anyone who shows linguistic pretentiousness while being one click away from fucking PPB is a nerd and should be bullied. Also not everyone’s first language is English and not everyone has had the opportunity to study it to the same level.
First rule of knowing something: it doesn’t make you better than people who don’t!
Also language is flexible and constantly evolving. If the listener understands the speaker, the language was correct.
(anyone watch Simon Roper’s videos on YouTube? Dude studies linguistics of English from all periods of history, but he’s so chill about it)
caring about grammar in casual contexts is cop behavior, do whatever you want with punctuation it’s not hurting anyone
All units in area proceed to a 438 in progress (unlawful punctuation and capitalization practices).
There’s no such thing as grammar communist, after all
i am a strong believer that if intent and meaning is able to be interpreted from what you write, then structure and delivery or grammar isn’t as important. I know a lot of grammer/english nerds will scoff at this but I don’t give a shit. My favorite shit is those crazy ramblings or scribbled ideas that are only marginally connected to each other. Like the kind of unstructured ideas jotted down in a notebook with little to no structure. Love that shit.
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agreed. I’ve been here for awhile now and I’ve noticed that I’m wayyyyy more relaxed typing here than anywhere else online. Feels like I can let my guard down and sorta ramble without anyone coming after me for saying something that doesn’t make 100% sense.
Basically thanks for letting me vibe post, it’s chill as hell
I have typed so many statements with missing information that when reread didn’t quite make sense and have never been called out
Lol I usually get like a dozen up votes anyway, even if one of the key words in the post autocorrected to something completely unrelated
People are better than I would have assumed at figuring out what I meant when I’ve deleted 3/4ths of a word
this is because i have a mortar trained on whoever even thinks about correcting my shitass gramar/spelling unasked for
Generally I only comment in a “bone apple tea” situation
Despite all my posts being strung together with as much care and expertise as a Boeing max
A couple accounts ago on
, I was arguing with a lib and called their beliefs “inane”.They proceeded to correct me with “*insane, and they’re not”.
This is an American with English as their first and only language, I’m Chinese and English is my second language. Libs with vibes based politics absolutely get psychic healing from feeling “correct” even when they’re objectively incorrect. They need to get one over whomever they’re arguing with so they can feel superior. This leads to debate bro brain worms.
On another forum years ago with a news and debate subforum, I was arguing with chuds about I forget what. I do remember, though, using the term “proto-feminism” when describing Mary Wollstonecraft and arguments she was making before the First Wave Suffragettes. Some chud started arguing about Mary Shelly and Frankenstein weren’t “pro-feminist”. Not only getting the wrong Mary, but he also confused himself with an argument nobody made and went on some tirade about it.
I came back a few hours after I posted and said “Your rage essay is tl;dr and you worked yourself up over something because you have poor reading comprehension.” I think he even had Wikipedia links, which was even more funny because they were to the wrong things.
There’s a great pair of scenes in Django Unchained that summarize those types of redditors. In the first scene the slaver Calvin Candie bullies and ridicules one of his slaves for not knowing the word “reimburse.” Because he’s a cruel dickhead.
Later on when Dr. Schultz (who admits English is not his first language!) drops the word “panache” in conversation Candie can’t define it, making Candie look like a bozo.
Smug reddit types are the bad guys in a Tarantino movie.
It’s even funnier because Candie likes to boast that he’s a huge francophile, but when asked about a French word he’s caught up in his lies. Same with reddit guys who love to feel smarter than everyone else but fail to show basic intelligence.
“Don’t speak French you’ll embarrass him”
Pedantic correction of spelling and grammar?
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I feel a strong compulsion to point out that the title of your post should have a period at the end. If it weren’t about grammar I wouldn’t have noticed.
Most style guides seem to indicate against including periods in headlines and titles as a general rule.
