moonlake [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前Christmas = DEBUNKEDhexbear.netimagemessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up1163file-text
arrow-up1163imageChristmas = DEBUNKEDhexbear.netmoonlake [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前message-square82fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAcute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-21 年前Current parenting best practice is to have Santa bring one gift that’s not the penultimate best gift of the day. Helps prevent kids from realizing too early that Santa tends to favor the rich kids.
minus-squareAnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 年前Santa brings our kids like socks and maybe some candies. Mom and Dad get that good shit. “Aren’t socks like the worst gift dad?” “No buddy, socks are the best gift, Santa knew you needed some.” He knows I’m full of shit, but I do love a good pair of socks.
minus-squareAcute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 年前Santa can’t make an Xbox at the workshop buddy it uses proprietary parts
Current parenting best practice is to have Santa bring one gift that’s not the
penultimatebest gift of the day. Helps prevent kids from realizing too early that Santa tends to favor the rich kids.Santa brings our kids like socks and maybe some candies. Mom and Dad get that good shit.
“Aren’t socks like the worst gift dad?”
“No buddy, socks are the best gift, Santa knew you needed some.”
He knows I’m full of shit, but I do love a good pair of socks.
Santa can’t make an Xbox at the workshop buddy it uses proprietary parts