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sparky@lemmy.federate.cc@lemmy.federate.cc to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

An excellent use of company time

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An excellent use of company time

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sparky@lemmy.federate.cc@lemmy.federate.cc to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    Boss makes a thousand

    I make a buck

    That’s why I use the company laser engraver

    And don’t give a fuck

    • lobut@lemmy.ca
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      Boss makes a thousand

      I make a penny

      So I say, “fuck work”

      I’ll spend time on Lemmy

    • sparky@lemmy.federate.cc@lemmy.federate.ccOP
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      This is amazing

  • CodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s only “wage theft”

    when they take time from you.

    But slack off for what’s left:

    shocked pikachu

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    Today, management learns about the Streissand Effect.

  • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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    Do laser engravers have a consumable component? It’s not like there’s a tank of liquid photons.

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      Assuming its a CO2 tube laser. It does have a certain runtime until the tube burns out. And its like $300 for a new tube depending on the model and wattage

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        Hey boss, here’s $300 and I’ll use it whenever and as much as I want.

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      Electricity is pretty consumable

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      The laser part is consumable, albeit very slowly. Moving parts age with wear and tear.

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      Do laser engravers take much time to do a run? I suppose time is consumable if there’s a queue of stuff needing to be done.

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      Kinda, the lens can burn out and the bearings can wear out, but I wouldn’t be concerned that’s just regular maintenance.

  • Mickey7@lemmy.world
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    I love it. Great post

    • sparky@lemmy.federate.cc@lemmy.federate.ccOP
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      Damn, that means I failed, considering this is Lemmy shitpost 🥲

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        I meant an excellent shitpost

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