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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

You dissociate?

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You dissociate?

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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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  • TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee
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    The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.

    • Entropywins@lemmy.world
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      Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?

        • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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          I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.

          • sulgoth@lemmy.world
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            Bum drive.

        • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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          Septic tank =Honeypot?

          • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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            NAS.

            • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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              Networked Anal Storage or Networked Ass Storage for short.

          • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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            This one is disgustingly accurate…

            Due to the Honeywagon

            • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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              Reminds me of an old MadTV bit

            • lime!@feddit.nu
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              ah yes, sneakernet

    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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      Any network I join is a wide anal network

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Maybe that’s what the lyrics for Hash Pipe mean… 🤔

      🎵You’ve got your problems,

      I’ve got my Ass Wide (network) 🎵

  • Botzo@lemmy.world
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    I never thought I’d feel so isolated on my septic system…

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.

    • GluWu@lemm.ee
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      Decentralized encrypting shitting

      • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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        But is it open source?

    • edric@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

  • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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    Shoot me a bm

    • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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      Gonna need fiber for that.

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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        Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      poot poot

      Pick up the fart phone

    • XIN@lemm.ee
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      Stream of subconscious

  • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk
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    One word -

    Airgap

  • NigelSimmons@startrek.website
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    I’ll leave this here…

  • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m logged in rn.

    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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        I need more broadband because my upload is too big

      • shneancy@lemmy.world
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        there’s enough data in my bum i don’t want more

      • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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        Err … I don’t think you want to download …

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          deleted by creator

          • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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            I don’t know what that is and I suspect I don’t want to know, so I’m going to keep it that way.

            • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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              I believe it’s a lady in a tub shitting all over herself, fyi.

              • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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                Well, that’s about as gross as I figured it would be … thanks

  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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    When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/

    • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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      I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.

      And to all the anime fans, I’m so sorry to do this to you…

      “Ed… Ward…?”

      • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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        Excuse you, the sex ghost candle is nowhere near the caliber of munition you unloaded with that last line.

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    I’m on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      Don’t you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.

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    OH my friend reminded me I’m on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls

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    470

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      Ew, thanks I love it

    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Makes me feel very connected, thanks.

  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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    Aka the sphincternet.

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    There is an air gap. You’re safe.

    But if water splashes up then it’s GAME OVER MAN.

  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!

  • benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works
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    So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?

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