[Closed Roleplay] "Yeah, this is the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Unfortunately we're closed and you're going to have to come back tomorrow."

WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 5 hours ago

[Closed Roleplay] "Yeah, this is the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Unfortunately we're closed and you're going to have to come back tomorrow."

GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net · 15 minutes ago

I’ll come back in a half hour then

Enjoyer_of_Games [he/him]@hexbear.net · 1 hour ago

but I just want one thing

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · 5 hours ago

WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 5 hours ago

S-sir… Sir! We open tomorrow! If you go to our online store you can order your Tesla and pick it up in store as soon as we open tomorrow (9am Moscow time).

Firstnamebunchofnumbers [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 4 hours ago

muffled, from outside

Oooughh im still hogging my jelq, im gonna crank oughhhhh

AntifaSuperWombat [she/her]@hexbear.net · 5 hours ago

WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 5 hours ago

okay have a nice day ma’am

SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 4 hours ago

But your sign says you close at 8 and it’s only 815!!!