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How the fuck do you manage to get convicted for bribery as a US senator?? What, did someone just walk up to you with a big bag of money with a dollar sign painted on it and… oh.
His only mistake is that the gold bars were stamped “Made in Egypt”. Just like TikTok if they were of American provenance you get a pass.
All the bars actually had “BRIBE” engraved on them. Otherwise it’s just sparkling lobbying
That, and he’s a massive gusano and a supporter of Sisi Egypt
i’ve always just wanted to like, rub some gold bars together. or coins. just to see how squishy and slick it really feels
What if that’s all he wanted? Who’s going to deny such a simple pleasure?
