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CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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    As ominously as this could be interpreted, I think it’s clear within context.

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      Im worried about the butcherknife in place of a scalpel though

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        That is a chef’s knife

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          Ceci n’est pas une pipe

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          Look, random organ bits, famous ancient Chinese delicacy, ok? Which animal, no care.

          Source: Am Chinese.

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          italian fingers to the mouth mwuah!

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        I mean, that’s the only notes. Beautiful effort otherwise.

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        I read it as 8am sharp

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    I’m impressed they spelled tomorrow right.

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      Tbh I’m impressed they wrote any of it. I imagine they’ve never written anything ij the latin alphabet before so they might have copied the letters photographically

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        The average person in China is plenty familiar with the Latin alphabet, and English is a required subject in most schools.

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          Wow, didn’t realize this

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          English is a required subject in most schools

          I was born in PRC.

          In this timeline, I immigrated to the US, and therefore English is easy to me. And I haven’t spoken Mandarin in over 10 years. And barely used Cantonese when at home.

          Imagine the alternate timeline where I’m still in China. Then my English skills might be as bad as my current spanish skills (Terrible)

          (Well, to be fair, I didn’t care about spanish because it isn’t a lingua franca of the world)

          Really curious about that timeline. 🤔

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      Already better than so many reddit posters. Quick! Ask a Chinese nurse to pluralize ‘traffic’ and ‘email’ and see if she puts an S on either. I’m betting no, as she seems on top of things.

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        Hah! It’s ‘traffeaux’ and ‘emu’. Next question!

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    Today 🥒🫒 tomorrow 🍑

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    Murdering starts promptly at 8:00 in the morning

    I’m assuming that’s local time, the note isn’t very specific

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      Imagine being late for your own murder? Awkward

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        I’d be so embarrassed

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          Mortified

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    Honestly I think this is cool and if I were in this situation I’d have really appreciated it

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      I’d be like:

      “Y’all know Baidu also have a translator, right? 🤨”

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    I wouldn’t have added the blood drop, but ok. Otherwise, good job.

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    I get that it’s a meme, but surely the nurse could just write something on their phone and translate it to English

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      As old as this image is, I’m not sure.

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    This is the nicest note i’ve ever seen.

    All I’ve gotten from U.S. hospitals is thousands of dollars of bills even with insurance.

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    Me: Oh man, I sure hope I don’t get a vist from knife guy!

    Knife guy:

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    🙅‍♂️🍚🚱

    ➡️🌄 🗡💀🪦 🎶🕺⚰️🕺🎶

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      Good ole Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia

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    This is very nice for them to take the time to draw the little icons

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    Tomorrow, you become an organ donor.

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    RIP international student

    I thought they only ate house animals 🤧

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    Preparation to a circumcision?

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