By the time he hit his target the Chinese team was done lol. Not just the sniper. He hits at 55 and they’re out at 56
I know right? I was just talking about how the Chinese sniper had already set up before the pig got up the stairs and took his shot before the pig even got his sniper rifle into position but the whole team finishing before the pig took his shot is just
There’s something comic about the way they cut to the top of the stairs after being on B-roll for a painfully long period and HES STILL NOT THERE YET. They hold the camera, surely he’s up soon right? Nope
Not to mention the way only 2 of them carried the dummy while the other just sort of walked behind them lol
Going by visuals alone this boils down to virgin US documented practiced body rescue technique vs. chad chinese just have everybody jacked enough to pick them off the floor
I know right? I was just talking about how the Chinese sniper had already set up before the pig got up the stairs and took his shot before the pig even got his sniper rifle into position but the whole team finishing before the pig took his shot is just
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There’s something comic about the way they cut to the top of the stairs after being on B-roll for a painfully long period and HES STILL NOT THERE YET. They hold the camera, surely he’s up soon right? Nope
Not to mention the way only 2 of them carried the dummy while the other just sort of walked behind them lol
That was like a fucking Tim and Eric bit
The third guy was there to plant evidence on the dummy
God what I wouldn’t give to hear trump riff on this event
Going by visuals alone this boils down to virgin US documented practiced body rescue technique vs. chad chinese just have everybody jacked enough to pick them off the floor