Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1244
arrow-up1244external-linkTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 day agoWhen a turtle chokes on a plastic straw, it will float to the surface, beach itself, and you can strap it to the roof of your car and drive it to your cottage where your family can feast on it for days.
minus-squareProfessorProteus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoAnd with the planet warming, the beach will come right to you!
When a turtle chokes on a plastic straw, it will float to the surface, beach itself, and you can strap it to the roof of your car and drive it to your cottage where your family can feast on it for days.
And with the planet warming, the beach will come right to you!