Striker@lemmy.worldM to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoThe fact that people this stupid existlemmy.worldimagemessage-square262fedilinkarrow-up11.49K
arrow-up11.49KimageThe fact that people this stupid existlemmy.worldStriker@lemmy.worldM to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square262fedilink
minus-squareowiseedoubleyou@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·1 year agoThey found a 100% effective way to place microchips on our bodies within just 10 months? Damn, I didn’t know science had advanced that much.
minus-squareFiskFisk33@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agowe have been microchipping our pets for decades
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoThey’re referring to the people that think Gates funded vaccine research as a spy program, like they don’t own Android phones.
minus-squareRailing5132@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoOr Apple phones, or Amazon echo devices, or the entire surveillance economy.
minus-squareFiskFisk33@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoyeah its a stupid premise, but this is still a bad argument
minus-squareFiskFisk33@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoyou can’t seriously argue something has been developed for ten months if the technology has existed for decades…
minus-squaredevils_advocate@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 year agoMIT researchers have now developed a novel way to record a patient’s vaccination history: storing the data in a pattern of dye, invisible to the naked eye, that is delivered under the skin at the same time as the vaccine. The research was funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Motive is subjective but the funding isn’t.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 year agoUh huh. And a skin dye pattern has what, exactly, do with microchips and GPS blood trackers? Cuz if you think those are the same thing you’re going to go wild when you hear about other kinds of tattoos.
minus-squaredevils_advocate@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 year agoIt’s the gates funded spy program you referred to. You don’t need compute resources or location tags. Just a way to store data on a person. Get vaccinated, get tattooed Passed your driving test, get tattooed Pay your tax, get tattooed Arrest at a protest, get tattooed Etc.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoAs a general rule, I don’t panic over things that can be done in an excel spreadsheet too.
minus-squaredevils_advocate@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoDo you often tattoo excel spreadsheets on your body?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 year agoDo you think the same basic technology hasn’t been available for 10,000 years? It’s very easy to physically mark someone permanently. Tattoos, brands, scarring, disfigurement, you’re a hell of a dumbass if you think this must be some grand conspiracy methodology. If they want to track your records, it’s called a database. If they want to physically mark you there’s much simpler methods. And no one’s added it to a vaccine because… Drumroll… It’s a dumbass waste of resources and time. By the way, your goalpost moving wasn’t unnoticed. This is just as equally stupid as the microchip theory and worth mentioning directly anyways.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI thought they did that when they jabbed our heels when we were kids
They found a 100% effective way to place microchips on our bodies within just 10 months? Damn, I didn’t know science had advanced that much.
we have been microchipping our pets for decades
They’re referring to the people that think Gates funded vaccine research as a spy program, like they don’t own Android phones.
Or Apple phones, or Amazon echo devices, or the entire surveillance economy.
yeah its a stupid premise, but this is still a bad argument
Nah it’s fine
you can’t seriously argue something has been developed for ten months if the technology has existed for decades…
MIT researchers have now developed a novel way to record a patient’s vaccination history: storing the data in a pattern of dye, invisible to the naked eye, that is delivered under the skin at the same time as the vaccine.
The research was funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
Motive is subjective but the funding isn’t.
Uh huh.
And a skin dye pattern has what, exactly, do with microchips and GPS blood trackers?
Cuz if you think those are the same thing you’re going to go wild when you hear about other kinds of tattoos.
It’s the gates funded spy program you referred to. You don’t need compute resources or location tags. Just a way to store data on a person.
Get vaccinated, get tattooed
Passed your driving test, get tattooed
Pay your tax, get tattooed
Arrest at a protest, get tattooed
Etc.
As a general rule, I don’t panic over things that can be done in an excel spreadsheet too.
Do you often tattoo excel spreadsheets on your body?
Do you think the same basic technology hasn’t been available for 10,000 years?
It’s very easy to physically mark someone permanently.
Tattoos, brands, scarring, disfigurement, you’re a hell of a dumbass if you think this must be some grand conspiracy methodology.
If they want to track your records, it’s called a database. If they want to physically mark you there’s much simpler methods.
And no one’s added it to a vaccine because… Drumroll…
It’s a dumbass waste of resources and time.
By the way, your goalpost moving wasn’t unnoticed. This is just as equally stupid as the microchip theory and worth mentioning directly anyways.
I thought they did that when they jabbed our heels when we were kids
I can pay with my wrist now.