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Dav09@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前

Unicorns

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Unicorns

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Dav09@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前
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  • Damionsipher@lemmy.world
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    Why a swordfish when narwhals exist!? https://images.app.goo.gl/bjqptE9WzdJFoKw87

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      Because you will summon…them.

      • Damionsipher@lemmy.world
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        Only if the meme includes a side of bacon

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          At midnight. /scratches neckbeard

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            I understood the reference. /Feels old

    • piccolo@sh.itjust.works
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      Because it says high speed underwater unicorn… narwhals top at 4kph, swordfish top at 64kph.

      • Damionsipher@lemmy.world
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        I’ll take a slow actual water unicorn over some billed fish anyway, regardless of speed.

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          if a narwhal is a unicorn then so is a warthog

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            Narwhals have a single horn sticking out of their face from between their eyes. A Warthog has two tusks sticking out from either side of their mouth. At least their both mammals.

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              The narwhal “horn” is actually a tusk, and rarely they can have two.

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                Fair point. Still more of a horn than a fish bill.

            • lime!@feddit.nu
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              both narwhals and warthogs can have their teeth pierce the tops of their heads as they grow

              • Damionsipher@lemmy.world
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                Can you explain why every unicorn horn I’ve ever seen much more closely resembles a narwhal tusk than a rhino’s horn? Are unicorn horns even horns?!

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                  narwhal tusks are teeth but rhino horns are hair

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      They were causing too much of a commotion

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    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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      I hear this image.

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    • Carvex@lemmy.world
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      So many hours of my childhood well wasted

      • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works
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        If you enjoyed it, it wasn’t a waste.

        However I’ve 100%'d Yoshi’s Island… twice. Three times if you count Yoshi’s Island DS. And now I make romhacks of Yoshi’s Island and Super Mario World today. I might have a problem!

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    deleted by creator

    • teft@lemmy.world
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      He’s an assault unicorn so he has a backup assault uni-horn. Obv

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      Bicorn.

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    I do find it funny how “horse with a horn” is a fantastical creature that doesn’t exist

    But narwhals with fucking lances on their heads and giraffes with their long ass necks do

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      I do find it funny how “horse with a horn” is a fantastical creature that doesn’t exist

      It was just medieval descriptions of a rhino because how else do you explain it to people in Europe

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        Wow! Look at that massive beast with one Horn! I bet it weighs as much as a house, How would you even describe that thing?

        Hmmm, it’s a gay horse.

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    Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean …

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

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      …making a commotion…

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    no narwhals?

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      I think they are trying to keep this based a bit more in reality and not bring in other fantasy creatures.

  • M137@lemmy.world
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    The person who made this image, and OP are dumb as fuck. Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, not fucking swordfish. A unicorns horn is not the same as just a pointy thing.

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      Afaik the “horn” of a narwhal is a tooth though.

      • samus12345@lemm.ee
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        Correct, it’s a tusk, not a horn.

    • moody@lemmings.world
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      Unicorns by definition have one horn, while rhinoceroses have two. So clearly there’s something else wrong there.

  • pooberbee (they/she)@lemmy.ml
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    A swordfish is a variety of fishpecker, not a unicorn

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    I’m starting to think that unicorn was just a horse with a dildo.

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    Hummingbird the drone unicorn?

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Aerial unicorn… The 359 Fighter Group is a 1940’s US Air Force unit that flew several operations in WWII in P-51 Mustang aircraft. “The Unicorns” were their conical name and had insignia patches to match!

    Sauce: https://www.usmilitariaforum.com/forums/index.php?/topic/372637-359th-fighter-group-eighth-air-force-the-unicorns-caeda-forte/
    and
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/123rd_Operations_Group

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