We need a sky god to start making our annual billionaire sacrifice too.
The gods of the deep need some of that, too. Titan was a worthy sacrifice.
Why not both?
Yes. Make him hasten the process. And have both of them on all flights.
Would be even better if they got boeing to help too. Would be just the best plane ever, such a great plane. Other people would look at it (as it explodes in a fireball in the sky) and say wow what a beautiful thing
We know you can make it happen God, we’ve seen you do it with that skit-of-skits billionaire sub thing God. We know you just need them to all willingly line up God. Well they’re lining up, God! They’re willingly lining up! It’s your time to shine God!
Beside all the jokes that we want the president and trump to ride that plane together… He’s on a mission to save as much money as possible and then he wants two new airplanes for himself???
So technically they were commissioned during the Obama era, Trump 1 threatened to cancel the program if the budget went over 4 billion, then Boeing appeased him.
Also the reason they were commissioned to save money. Aging aircraft are a bitch to operate. That’s why cheap airlines like Ryanair only run new planes.
Also there are already two of them. I suppose one is probably a backup?
Also, fun fact, technically any plane that the US president is currently flying on, is at that moment, Air Force One.
1 for him to golf, and 1 for secret meeting with putin/russians.
sounds like a chance for the world. boing is doing so well in recent years. get all republicans on that plane. put bannon in. put all other friends of epstein on that plane and have it tour the world.
It’s not a death threat if you’re supporting their death wish.
trump killing himself by using Musk to skirt safety precautions so he can feel special riding around in a shiny new ego tube might be enough to get me wondering if god exists.
Please let them both ride it together, please please please.
Ordinarily, the implied result would be sad due to the press corps flies on air Force one as well, but now that they’ve replaced all reputable news outlets with Fox clones… Let’s do this!
Please have Boeing do this. Focus on the doors.
This is starting to feel like someone’s playing a joke on me and the whole world is on it.
Oh wow, what’s the worst that could happen, they skip safety and defense features and the plane gets shot down and the president killed? Oh man, that would be horrible, just horrible!
It’s good they chose Boeing to build it lol
And will blame liberals. Vance would probably call for open violence on any non white christans
As liberals are the other half of the same coin, they are responsible for at least half the horrible shit that happens in the country. Why not give them the blame for killing the president though, it could be the one useful thing they do in the last several years!
how so? all of it was caused by solely republicans, and what did we cause? DEI wokeness? those are all conservative inventions.
What are we responsible for?
Hey, you guys enshrined abortion rights into law, since you had the chance and promised to do it, right? No? Well, at the very least you didn’t use the police to brutalize anti-genocide protesters, right? No? Well, at the very least, you’re standing up to Trump and opposing his Project 2025, right?
No?
Which of those things did the aforementioned non-white christians [they probably meant non-christians, but whatever] cause specifically?
Edit: Did 100% of the people in those groups cause this?
OceanGate!
funny thing stockton used “used defective airplane parts to make that sub”
Next will be SkyGate. The year the GateVatar will be born.
I was gonna say, hopefully Trump’s up for some deep sea exploration next!
Could Musk be useful for something after all?
Please, God, if you’re listening, do something really really funny with this.
“Didn’t you people learn from the Holocaust that I either don’t exist or am evil if I do?”
Not evil, indifferent.
If he has the power to stop the suffering, being indifferent to it is evil. If not, sure.
Maybe, but does your indifference to the insects you kill while hiking make you evil?
Only if I’m doing so intentionally. I don’t have the power to know where every insect is and keep them from harm accordingly.
Maybe, but did you just compare millions of human beings’ suffering to a handful of insects?
Besides, why are you comparing individuals’ indifference to God’s (potential) indifference? I don’t think that’s a fair comparison.
If you’re a God, yes.
Holy shit so many desperate prayers in one thread
I think they can be convinced to pause their game of Jenga or Connect Four for a few minutes of structural integrity or engine failure
The Big Man … Big Entity has Big Priorities, you know?
With the recent history in aviation, I’m going to be praying like mad. Please tell me they’re still Boeing products?
